Recuerdo del primer mensaje :

el izquierdo, es el que menos ciego esta (si, uso lentes)
que harias si te perdieras en el desierto y encontraras una civilizacion antigua???

lo mandaria a dormir conmigo                          que harias si  empiesa a llover dinero

Mataría a todo el que quisiese quitarmelo y me compraría muchos Skylanders.

¿Qué harías si Sunburn quemase tu casa?

fuuuu no tengo mas sirvintes xD (o si ???? )
pues abrir un poirtal a la dimension de agua y que pase lo que tenga que pasar
¿que harias si muriesen todos tus skylanders?

Destruir la Tierra para desahogarme y mudarme a un planeta con vida donde haya gente capaz de revivirlos.

¿Qué harías si El Sol explotase?

pues irme a titan
¿que harias si Justin Bieber te intentase der un beso?

Le hago esto.

¿Qué harías si Steamed Broccoli Guy se llevase toda tu comida "mala" para la salud y te obligase a comer un trozo suyo cada día?

llevarle a una fabrica de salteado de verduras precocinado no me volvera ni a mirar
¿que harias si ganas el reto contra mi?

Me emocionaría mucho.

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Dinoman972 escribió:Me emocionaría mucho.

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fuese tu mascota?

bueno, supongo que abrazarlo (?)

que harías si te convirtieras en una hamburguesa?

OFF: No sé por qué ha salido así, y es una tortuga-tornado con púas en la espalda, te pincharías al abrazarlo...
ON: Pues quitarme la lechuga y el queso antes de envenenarme con ello (no me gustan).

¿Qué harías si tu amigo del alma te denunciase por algo que no has hecho?

...:

¿que harias si tuvieses alas y estas volando pero de repente se te quitan las alas en medio del cielo?

Llamo a Swarm para que me coja y me baje volando.

¿Qué harías si fueses un saco de boxeo?

yo que se ser feliz (???
¿que harias si te atragantas con una patata frita?

Beber agua.

¿Qué harías si te comprases un móvil nuevo de 9999999999999999999999999,99€ y trabajases en un trabajo muy duro para pagarlo, pero viene un loco con una motosierra y se carga el móvil, pero no puedes dimitir en el trabajo?

Matarlo dolorosamente
¿que harias si una botella gigante con gafas de sol te quisiene comer?

La tiro una piedra y la casco.

¿Qué harías si fueses ciego y sordo?